Tuesday, December 13, 2005

MY FIRST SONG PARODY

Inspired by LOP (Oh, and GH and and these guys)

Dedicated to MoChassid, whoops, I mean MoChassid

Ahhhhhh...
All this kugel is callin' me
Back where it comes from
It's such a dumb attitude
That this is how we should be

All the little kids and their long sidecurls
Go Poland rocks!', Poland rocks!'

Robed Hasidic men, and their wives with bald heads
Go Poland rocks!', Poland rocks!'

'Poland rocks!', 'Poland rocks!'
'Poland rocks!', 'Poland rocks!'
'Poland rocks!', 'Poland rocks!'

Tatty knows but he don't care
He's got to feed the Rebbe too
Seven kids in a one room flat
And the rent is due

All the little Rabbis with their big black hats
Go Poland rocks!', Poland rocks!'

Learnin' all day, cus it's osur to play
Go Poland rocks!', Poland rocks!'

'Poland rocks!', 'Poland rocks!'
'Poland rocks!', 'Poland rocks!'
'Poland rocks!', 'Poland rocks!'

I've got some shtreimals from World War II
I wear 'em just like me grandad do
He was a Hasid and I am too!!!

Go 'Poooooooland rocks!'
'Yeah Poooooooland rocks!'

'Poland rocks!', 'Poland rocks!' [x9 1/2]
THE SHTETL!!!!"