Saturday, August 19, 2006

Dirty Laundry



Hello and Gut Voch!

Saturday night is laundry night here at the Ask Shifra ranch and as I try to collect the week's clothing from around the house I have a little survey for all of you.


Please complete the following statements honestly:

I am:
A) Male
B) Female

Tzizis should be laundered:
A) Daily
B) Weekly
C) Monthly
D) Whenever, as long as I don't have to do it
E) By Hand
F) By A professional dry cleaner
G) Never! Unhand my ritual fringes you fiend!

I look forward to analyzing your responses (Bwhahaha!)
It's nice to be back.

-Shifra

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